Funny

 

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

A: An offer you can’t understand.


How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?

* How many can you afford?
* Three – one to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company.

How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture?
Just say “Fees!”

A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
“Can you tell me how much you charge?”, said the client.
“Of course”, the lawyer replied, “I charge $200 to answer three questions!”
“Well that’s a bit steep, isn’t it?”
“Yes it is”, said the lawyer, “And what’s your third question?”

“You seem to be in some distress,” said the kindly judge to the witness. “Is anything the matter?”
“Well, your Honor,” said the witness, “I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects.”

In almost every case, you have to read between the lies.

A man is innocent until proven broke.

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